May 2013
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
oh-woah-dope:
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
zeldac0re:
I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot when they turn 20
chiebutt:
What I look for in a partner:
Blue Eyes
White Dragon
laugh-addict:
how to tell if im dead
-annoying:
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?
coz you’re F I Ne
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
angrynerdyblogger:
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
